If you’ve been reading my posts regularly, you know that I have funny, interesting kids (at least in my opinion). They can and do say some funny stuff. I really need to keep a journal with me at all times so I can jot stuff down as we go through our day (I’ll put that on my To Do list).
The funniest kid this week was Jack. Last night it was just me, Jack and Rachel at the dinner table and we were discussing Jack’s last Track & Field Day ever (sad face):
Me: “Jack, what are your events for Track & Field Day tomorrow?”
Jack: “Best of 10 Free Throws, Cone Quickness, Soccer Kick & the Relay. I hope that I get 5th place.”
Me & Rachel (confused): “Why do you want 5th place?”
Jack: “I need a 5th place ribbon for my set. I don’t have a 5th place ribbon.”
Me & Rachel (laughing really hard now): “Hmmmmm, Okay.”
Me (still giggling): “Hey, buddy, how about you go for 1st place and then see what happens.”
Jack: “Hmmm….Okay. That makes sense.”
I’ve NEVER heard someone say that they wanted 5th place, have you? Who says that? Well, my son apparently.
God, I love that kid. He’s a nerd through and through! I keep telling him that nerds rule the world so to keep on keepin’ on! [Bill Gates, for example.]
Today, he comes home from school and I ask him, “How was Track and Field Day today?” He says, “I got 5th place in ‘Best of 10 Free Throws’! I also got a 6th place ribbon and a Best in Class ribbon.”
I’m thinking, “Really? What are the odds? How weird is that?” The 5th place ribbon is the green one in the picture.
It’s nice to have dreams and goals and actually attain them! What’s the next goal for Jack? With one week of school left, it would be not to forget any more homework assignments for the rest of the year. I’m hopeful with this one 🙂
As a side note, I want to clarify something for all of you, from the dinner discussion last night, both Rachel and I were under the impression that he needed the 5th grade ribbon to complete the entire ribbon set (honorable mention through 6th place). After further discussions with Jack on the subject today, I discovered that he is still missing the following ribbons: 1st, 3rd and 4th. So, why was he shooting for the missing 5th place, when he still needed a 1st, 3rd and 4th place ribbon for his set? What’s wrong with 1st place?
As an extremely competitive person, I’m a little perplexed by his goal-setting this week. What’s going on in that 11-year-old brain of his? Hell if I know. I’m going to have to defer to his father on this one since the boy is an exact replica (down to the last molecule). Mike will be able to explain Jack’s line of thinking to me – I’m sure there is a good explanation, an ultimate plan.
Since Mike is on his annual fishing trip, I will have to wait to get the answers to my questions: “What is driving our little man? Why didn’t he want to go for the 1st place ribbon? What does this mean? Is there a bigger plan that Jack has set into motion that I can’t comprehend?”
Maybe I should just leave well enough alone. Maybe some things are supposed to remain a mystery. . . . like origin of the universe and the enigma that is my son. 🙂
Jack sounds awesome!
Thanks! He’s pretty cool – he makes me laugh at least once a day. The stuff that comes out of that kid’s mouth is priceless!