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Dear Neighbor…..

This article, Dear Neighbor, Read This Note!,  in The New York Times has inspired me.  Maybe you’re wondering how? 

We have a neighbor that has an unusual compulsion – this compulsion involves the daily use of  the beloved leaf blower.  Neighbor has this noise maker out almost every day (Winter, Spring, Summer & Fall).  If I could tack a note to Neighbor’s door, it might sound a little like this:

Dear Neighbor,

We’ve been neighbors for a while now and have developed a healthy respect for your desire for a super squeaky clean yard (& driveway).  I wish we could support your year-round longing for a spotless yard; however, we are very busy with work, family and well, life, so we are unable to maintain our yard to that admirable level of perfection. 

Thus, we are apologizing for being bad neighbors in that we don’t pick up the lovely trinkets blown into our yard by your awesome yard machine.  It has to be frustrating knowing that some of these items end up back in your yard because we can’t get to them immediately and the wind brings them right back to you.  I know that this is the cause of your daily leaf blowing ritual and this really causes us pain. 

Maybe, if you bagged the unwanted items yourself, it could save you enough time every week so that you could pursue another hobby!  Maybe something like, bird watching, painting, golf, etc. We would definitely miss the daily high-pitched, humming and whirring sounds of the leaf blower, but, this is a sacrifice we are willing to make.

If we ever find ourselves swimming in money, you can rest assured that our first priority will be to hire groundskeepers.

Sincerely,

Your Neighbor

I’m sure that these same neighbors could write us a “note” asking us to keep our yard free of debris!  (I do want to point out that our yard always looks fabulous and we get a lot of compliments on it.)  My husband doesn’t usually start raking and bagging leaves until a majority of them are down, otherwise, he would be bagging leaves every weekend from mid-September through the end of November.  Due to this leaf-raking philosophy, some of our Fall leaves do end up in their yard (I’m not sure what’s being blown around in the Winter, Spring & Summer though).  But, what will our kids remember most?  That dad kept a squeaky clean yard or that he was at their soccer and baseball games?

Back to the article, I can relate to some of the issues that the notes addressed in the NYT article because I grew up in an apartment complex (1st thru 12th grade).  You experience things that you don’t experience living in a single-family dwelling in a typical neighborhood.  There is extreme turn-over in your neighbors so it could be a new experience from month to month (good and bad).

I’m sure all of us could write a “note” to a neighbor – people are quirky!

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Bus Stop Fashion . . . It’s About Time!

Image c/o freefoto.com

Finally, some news I can use!  I have been waiting and waiting for a news segment about…..well, you guessed it!  Bus Stop Fashion.  When I work from home, a lot of the time I have the Today Show on for a while.  Then, I eventually move into the office so I can really crank out the work.  However, I will admit that today I lounged a bit more than usual and before I knew it, it was time for the Hoda & Kathy Lee hour – my lucky day!  Guess what was on today???  This awesome segment:  Mom Chic for the Bus Stop.  WOO HOO!!

Now, this is what I usually wear to the bus stop.  I do want to point out that this isn’t me, but that this Biatch stole my outfit.  You can imagine the embarrassment of showing up at the bus stop in the same outfit as the mom down the street!  I have to say that this outfit is pretty comfy and easy to put on in the morning to get the kids off to school.  But, my mind was open to consider other options.  I mean, I was tired of looking like everyone else – Thank You, Hoda & Kathy Lee!

Pic c/o People of Walmart

Okay, seriously folks, there are definitely A LOT of ridiculous segments on that show.  I get that.  But, come on!  This one really pushed me over the edge!

Yoko, the first model, is wearing a $150 outfit and is carrying a $95 bag.  Why in the world would I buy a $95 tote and a $150 outfit to wear to the bus stop? If I’m getting dressed in that outfit, I’m going out on the town, not wearing it to make sure that the kids are safely aboard Bus #00!

If this segment had been about Fall fashion, then it would have been tolerable, but bus stop fashion?  I just don’t understand it.  The ecomony is struggling, people are out of work, and now women should be made to feel that wearing sweats to walk the kids to the bus stop is not okay?  Oh brother!!

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That’s How You Get a Raise and a Promotion? Hmm..

One of my BFF’s (can I use this terminology as a middle-aged women?) forwarded me a link to one of the funniest articles/posts that I’ve read in a long time!  The author of this post really nailed it.

It’s a critique of an “article” that is trying to help women get ahead in their careers.  After you read it (link below), I know all of you will be enlightened.  I personally can’t believe that I missed out on this important 8-Step Regimen when I was trying to climb the corporate ladder.  Dang it!  All of those missed opportunities now down the drain.

“Want a raise? Wash your v*g*na.”   (don’t let the title scare you off – read it!).  This article was posted on www.dailykos.com by dhonig on 8-26-2010. 

In the spirit of this article, I have provided you with a skit from Saturday Night Live (this always cracks me up!):  saturday-night-live-espn-classic-ladies-darts

I hope it made you giggle a bit.

Have a great Labor Day Weekend!