This week, I’ve been on a roll! I’ve finally started to cross the “big” things off of my To Do list that I created on January 24th. What day is it today? Oh, yeah, APRIL 8th!
What did I accomplish from the original* list?
*What do I mean by original? I wanted to go back to Jan 24th list to see what I’ve actually accomplished. To Do Lists are living, breathing, ever-evolving entities, aren’t they? If I put my current as-of-today list in this post (see pic), it would be too long and bore you to tears. Come to think of it, maybe this old list is making you want to stab yourself in the eye with the nearest writing utensil. If that’s the case, then maybe this post isn’t for you.
1. Bio for work website – Done! I finally finished that in early February because I had a serious deadline. The updated page is up and running – by the way, I sound awesome (those website writers are creative)!
2. Call the Carpet Cleaners – Done! They came out in February.
3. Start my running program again – I’ve kinda started. I went running the other day with my daughter. How did it go? I couldn’t sit or stand for the next two days without groaning because my thighs were on fire! Walking was fine, but any transition from sitting to standing (and visa versa) was, well, a struggle. Apparently, I should have taken it easier the first time running after being on sabbatical. (Note to self: try not to act like a 20-year-old when you’re really a 40-something-year-old).
4. Make doctor appointments for everyone (including self) – this is where I’ve finally made some headway!
I know, I know . . . I’m talking about my doctor appointments – this is one of the items on my list that I swore not to do as I age. To hell with the list.
Eye Doctor – Done!
Rachel and I finally went to the eye doctor – yeah, that was fun. I had to finally come face-to-face with the fact that I had to order some bifocals. I’ve been wearing monovision contacts for the last year during the day (one eye for up close, one eye for distance), but using my old glasses at night which wasn’t bad at first. THEN, it became annoying as hell because I couldn’t do puzzles while watching TV (I felt like this happened over night!). I had to lift up my glasses every time to see my puzzle, then put them back on my nose to see the TV. My left arm looks like Popeye’s now because of all of the arm lifts completed over the last year! Why did I wait this long? Oh, hell, I didn’t want to hear it AND I didn’t want to spend $350 on a new pair of glasses!
Anyway, it’s done. I get my new glasses next week – maybe I’ll post a picture later.
Mammogram – Done!
The other appointment? It’s a little overdue – I got the reminder in September 2010. Reminder for what? My annual mammogram. Yay! I finally had my exam today. B-I-G fun. Nothing does more for the 33-year-old boobs (I didn’t get them until I was 13) than a good old fashioned flattening!
Mammograms are definitely a necessary evil and I know that I shouldn’t put it off. But, I know a lot of you can relate – you get so wrapped up in taking care of everyone else, that you just don’t take care of yourself.
I excel at that.
Can I share a little bit of my appointment with you today? As most of us know (and the men can imagine), it’s an uncomfortable, barbaric, and painful ritual. I usually wince while holding my breath during the whole ordeal (and they do instruct you to hold your breath – like you need to be told that!). While wincing (which is constant throughout the entire exam), the tech doing the mammogram asked me what I thought was a very strange question –
Tech: “Are your breasts always this tender?”
Me (huh?): “Well, only while they’re being smashed between two panes of glass.”
Tech: “Oh, sure. There’s no chance that you’re pregnant, right?”
Me (I would be sobbing if that were so): “Nope.”
Tech: “I just wanted to make sure.”
I have to take a poll. Am I the only one that winces? Does everyone else stand there with smiles or stoic expressions on their faces while the girls are being tortured? She does this to women all day long and thinks my reaction is abnormal?
Now, I’m anxious about my results. I have a week to worry – great. That’s all I need. I’ve never had an abnormal result, but I’ve never been asked that question before either.
I still have a couple of other appointments to yet to make, but I just wanted to let you know that I’m making progress on the list. However, today’s exam kind of freaked me out, so I may procrastinate just a tad bit longer (not too much) on the other appointments if you don’t mind.
Girls, we need to take care of ourselves – no one else is going to do it! Let’s make a pact – wait. . . . pacts never really work. But, let’s at least make a promise to work harder at taking care of ourselves by adding ourselves to our lists!